TRY NOT TO PANIC. . .

BUT WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

It has come to my attention that there has been an increase in solar flare activity over the last few months and one of them may be pointed right at earth.  You will, however, have plenty of warning before the flare hits us – approximately 20 minutes. 

That should give you plenty of time to prepare.

What I suggest you do is dig a hole in your yard about 6 feet long, 2 feet wide and 6 feet deep.  When the warning comes, jump in the hole and quickly cover yourself with dirt because

WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE! 
I will try to do a more cheerful post tomorrow – if there’s anyone left to read it.
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2 Responses

  1. Death. Our nation's number one killer.

  2. The solar flare is only an illusion created my the g-men to mask that no one really likes Lima beans, no body.

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