I have recently discovered a radio program that I can highly recommend: Coast to Coast AM  This appears to be the only place men like me (with inquiring minds) can get the truth.
Coast to Coast is totally independent from all the government controlled media – CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, Howard Stern and the like.  Coast to Coast does not shirk from their responsibility to report on the subjects the main stream media is afraid to touch.  Things like the alien invasion, the fact that the living dead walk among us or that unseen creatures are living inside our heads.  You know, stuff that “Big Brother” is hiding from us.  (I just figured out how to use “links” so bear with me while I over do it).
Now I’m not saying that this started with President Obama, no, no, no, no, no.   It is well documented that when aliens first arrived on our planet in the late 1700’s, George Washington began this deception of the American public.  And it has been carried on by all the presidents since then (except, of course, for Theodore Roosevelt and Jimmy Carter, who were, you know, “not from around here” – if you get my drift)  There is documented historical evidence which proves our founding fathers had contact with extraterrestrials:

Now you folks can try to hide from the fact that we have been invaded from space, but you are only in denial. If you live in Omaha or somewhere, there are probably not too many aliens walking the streets around you.  But I live in Portland, Oregon, and all I have to do is look out the window. Man, they’re everywhere!

There is a great documentary about this invasion. Click here for details.  We all need to be aware of this impending threat!

You all need to be know how to defend yourself and your family from these evil invaders.  There are 3 things that can kill them:
  • Cigarette smoke
  • Water
  • Wood baseball bats

And the government is doing everything it can to prevent you from using these things against them!

First, the aliens conspired with President Lyndon Johnson to tell us that cigarettes are bad so we would all stop smoking.  And it’s working!  Fewer and fewer people are smoking thus reducing the risk of alien demise.

Then, as you have surely noticed, most of the water we drink now comes in plastic bottles. To make it easier for you to drink?  Not so!  It’s to protect “them” from accidental spills.

And they last thing – the most insipid thing – the government is trying to replace all wood baseball bats with aluminum ones.  That’s not only unconscionable, it’s blasphemy to the game of baseball! (I know they also had something to do with the designated hitter rule but I can’t prove that).

So get yourselves a few buckets of water, fire up a smoke and grab your baseball bat. Stay alert!  Stay alive!  The alien invaders are here and they are bent on the destruction of everything we hold dear!

OK, OK.  So some of this stuff is probably not true and everything they talk about on Coast To Coast may be slightly exaggerated.  Alright!  Everything they talk about is extremely exaggerated! But it’s still a great show and you should all listen in.

And you shouldn’t smoke.

         Did you know Abraham Lincoln was a cyborg?


3 Responses

  1. Thou art a crazy, crazy man.

  2. This cracked me up!!! Dad… so funny.

  3. That part about just learning about the links cracked me up.

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